drunk words

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spenacethemenace:

lesb1an:

keepmyheadabove:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

What cuties

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

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klinklang:

despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good 

like

how does it manage to do that

be tasty with no taste

this is the exactly the concept that i cannot bring myself to grasp

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pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

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yelyahwilliams:

yeas:

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

omg stop

Oh my gah

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Let’s go on a road trip together. Just you and me.

babe?

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"How far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps?
How often have you bartered with bone, only to sell yourself short?
Why do you find the unavailable so alluring?
Where did it begin? what went wrong? And who made you feel so worthless?
If they wanted you, wouldn’t they have chosen you?
All this time, you were begging for love silently, thinking they couldn’t hear you, but they smelt it on you, you must have known that they could taste the desperate on your skin?
And what about the others that would do anything for you, why did you make them love you until you could not stand it?
How are you both of these women, both flighty and needful?
Where did you learn this, to want what does not want you?
Where did you learn this, to leave those that want to stay?"

- Warsan Shire (via mermaidporn)

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"How far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps?
How often have you bartered with bone, only to sell yourself short?
Why do you find the unavailable so alluring?
Where did it begin? what went wrong? And who made you feel so worthless?
If they wanted you, wouldn’t they have chosen you?
All this time, you were begging for love silently, thinking they couldn’t hear you, but they smelt it on you, you must have known that they could taste the desperate on your skin?
And what about the others that would do anything for you, why did you make them love you until you could not stand it?
How are you both of these women, both flighty and needful?
Where did you learn this, to want what does not want you?
Where did you learn this, to leave those that want to stay?"

- Warsan Shire (via mermaidporn)

shit

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fuuuuuu

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lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

i can’t. i want to, but i can’t.

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i…..
just, YES

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maza-dohta:

Women are not
flightless birds,
her curse is not
in clipped wings,
for she flies everyday.

A woman’s curse is in
the weight of her expectations
dragging her back to earth.

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all muthafuckin’ day

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"I am not happy. I am not unhappy. I am frozen somewhere in the middle that is so much worse. I am nowhere. Nothing is happening and I am getting more and more sad."

- Samantha Schutz, I Don’t Want to be Crazy  (via iwantyourmoney)

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